10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi