10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.