10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003