10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
Fish don't eat Nutz!
"No river, no fish."
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm