10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway