10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson