10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fold and live to fold again
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon