10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"