10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe