10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom