10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill