10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!