10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth