10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.