10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"