10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.