10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."