10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.