10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.