10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Fold and live to fold again
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.