10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die