10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for loners.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.