10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)