10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.