10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.