10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters