10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders