10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph