10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson