10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament