10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)