10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth