10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels