10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers