10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine