10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT