10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "No river, no fish."