10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• It's Free To Fold...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters