10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You have to piss with the dick you have