10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.