10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.