10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.