10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel