10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer