10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.