10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson