10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger