10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha