10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is for loners.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!