10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine